I just saw a hot homeless man
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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