i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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