do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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