i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Drake has all the answers
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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