I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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