didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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