So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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