Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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