i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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