is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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