take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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