my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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