ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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