Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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