I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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