Kiss
Puke
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
