They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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