she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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