i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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