There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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