i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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