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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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