are you so shy because you have an std?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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