He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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