I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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