Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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