oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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