I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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