Sponge bath it is.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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