I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
50% drunk capacity currently
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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