You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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