When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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