Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You left your phone here
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