Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
