porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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