direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
COCAINE IS GR8
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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