Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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