If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Someone came in the potted fern
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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