Plan B is the new Plan A
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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