But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I intend to get homeless drunk
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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