Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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