apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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