Where is the hickey?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
