he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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