so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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