Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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