I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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