It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it hurts more in the daytime
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I can't turn off my feet"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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