her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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