It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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