Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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