Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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